I love her voluptuous curves and curling lips. She’s always wet and tastes salty and she feels good to ride. The glide of my stick across her silky smoothness, a sensation that always keeps me coming back for more. And she was good today.

K. A. in front feeling the single fin soul, behind him ten time world surfing champion, Kelly Slater, looking to bury a rail and annihilate a lip.

Slater ejecting a share of the Pacific into the atmosphere above and making mince meat of some of the smaller waves below.