
The bull moose and the titmouse.
“As a result of his 1903 visit to California, Roosevelt was to create the Santa Barbara National Forest out of the Pine Mountain and Zaca Lake Forest Reserves. This was the land that McKinley had set aside on March 2, 1898. … later known as Los Padres National Forest.”
—Walker A. Tompkins, The Yankee Barbarenos
Has anybody checked President Teddy Roosevelt’s gravesite since the Forest Service closed our forest? That dark day of infamy.
He must be spinning faster than a whirligig in a Cat 5 hurricane.
Roosevelt created Santa Barbara National Forest, later to become Los Padres, someday to become Condor.
He also created the Forest Service.
The same Colonel Roosevelt charged about on horseback amid the flying lead in the Spanish-American War of 1898. “The great day of my life,” he said of combat.
In his speech of 1899, “The Strenuous Life,” he called on Americans to stand strong in the face of toil and hardship and to not shrink from danger.
President Roosevelt began:
. . .I wish to preach, not the doctrine of ignoble ease, but the doctrine of the strenuous life, the life of toil and effort, of labor and strife; to preach that highest form of success which comes, not to the man who desires mere easy peace, but to the man who does not shrink from danger, from hardship, or from bitter toil, and who out of these wins the splendid ultimate triumph.
And President Roosevelt finished:
Let us therefore boldly face the life of strife, resolute to do our duty well and manfully; resolute to uphold righteousness by deed and by word; resolute to be both honest and brave, to serve high ideals, yet to use practical methods. Above all, let us shrink from no strife, moral or physical, within or without the nation, provided we are certain that the strife is justified, for it is only through strife, through hard and dangerous endeavor, that we shall ultimately win the goal of true national greatness.
The same President Roosevelt shot in the chest in 1912 while standing before an audience gathered to hear him speak.
“I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot,” Roosevelt told the crowd.
He parted his jacket to show a bloody shirt. People gasped.
“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” Roosevelt said still standing.
He then delivered his planned speech, with a new ad lib intro.
“Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”
These days the chief ranger of Roosevelt’s Forest Service, Christopher J. Stubbs, insists we shrink from some purported danger lurking in the forest that he refuses to identify.
This is incomprehensible.
If the public is facing such a terrible threat that it requires a two month closure of the forest, backed by threats of incarceration, then it is incumbent on Stubbs to specifically identify this purported threat to the people.
He must do this.
Or he must end the blanket closure or implement a more intelligent, finely-tailored policy that allows a much greater degree of freedom of movement for the public within the public lands.
No more stretch-to-fit vague and meaningless generalities banning access to wide swaths of country. We know it’s not true.
Stubbs created this problem with the blanket closure. If Stubbs fails to address this problem in a meaningful manner, it will do further damage to the reputation of the Forest Service and further erode legitimacy and trust. He must apply a patch to the hole or it will get bigger.
What would Teddy Roosevelt say about the timid two month forest closure and the people pushing it under false pretenses to supposedly protect it and public health?
That a man cannot walk in the forest. That combat veterans returning from foreign wars are told the forest is too dangerous to “go into.”
What happened to the backbone of the United States Forest Service?
They’ve gone all wobbly on us.
No worries. We’ll take point and keep marching to higher ground.




That’s nothing to smile about, sir.
December 20, 2022


















