Gem-studded Puffball Mushrooms

Gem-studded puffball mushrooms grow in a wide variety of areas throughout Santa Barbara County. The specimens pictured here were growing trailside at the edge of dense stands of chaparral. Unlike the sort of giant puffballs I have found in Oregon, which can reach the size of a soccer ball, this particular variety remains much smaller, tending to be no larger than one to two inches in diameter.

In The Audubon Society Field Guide to North American Mushrooms, these puffballs are rated as a choice edible. In my experience, however, they tend to have a mild, unremarkable flavor if they can be said to have any taste at all. They don’t serve well as the main focus of a meal or as a stand alone side dish like other more flavorful mushrooms. But they are still worth harvesting to supplement homemade fare and are certainly a good find when backpacking.

Beware of poisonous lookalikes such as the young Amanita phalloides, which can resemble a puffball to the untrained eye. It is commonly called the Death Cap, because if eaten it will likely kill you!

Puffballs have to be harvested before they go to spore. This is easily ascertained by simply slicing the mushroom in half to examine its core. Eat only those puffballs that are a bright, solid white inside and whose flesh is undifferentiated or homogeneous. For preparation I typically slice them in thick sections and saute them in butter.

There are least 10 gem-studded puffballs in this photo.

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The Candy Bag Bandit

“I’m gonna fill this whole thing,” I cried leaping into the air. A thin sliver of moon glowed in the star speckled canvas overhead, as I tromped down the road in my Halloween costume with my friend Matt. We set out in the cool fall night with pillow cases eager to collect our loot, but it wasn’t long before we noticed trouble makers were out and our cheerful mood was dampened.

“I hope nobody smashes my pumpkin,” Matt said, as we walked by the remains of several splattered jack-o’-lanterns.

“My dad put ours in the front window,” I said. “Last year Brody smashed our pumpkins all over the driveway.”

“How did you know it was him?” Matt asked.

“I thought it was him,” I said. “He lives around the corner and teases me every time he sees me. Then one day at school he said he would smash my lunch like he smashed my pumpkins if I didn’t give him my bag of cookies.”

“Hope we don’t see him tonight,” Matt said.

“I know.” The excitement of trick or treating vanished. I felt my stomach clench into a knot. “My dad told me if I stand up to Brody he will leave me alone.”

“You gonna fight him?” Matt asked.

I could sense the concern in his voice. “No.”

“He punched a kid on the playground the other day,” Matt said.

“Yeah. I know.”

“You’re lucky he didn’t punch you for the cookies,” Matt said.

“He didn’t have to.” The quiet of the darkened neighborhood seemed to press in on me making it harder to breath. “I. . .” The words caught in my throat and trailed off into a second of silence as I turned my head away, my chin drawn tight against my shoulder. “I gave ’em to him,” I said, a slight vibration trembling through my bottom lip.

I felt better as we passed by other kids laughing and having fun. We made our way from house to house and our bags began to bulge with candy, our excitement returning with each grab from the candy dish offered by neighbors with big smiles. It wasn’t long before our pillow cases were loaded down and we slung them over our shoulders to head home.

“I must have twenty pounds of candy!” Matt said, letting his bag drop to the ground with a crinkly sounding thud and a big cheesy grin.

“It’s like a sack of bricks,” I said, swinging my pillow case around like an Olympic athlete training for the hammer throw.

“Well isn’t that cute.” Brody’s voice shot through my chest like tiny red hot needles. “Little smelly butt crack Elliott and his dorky friend Matt the moron.” The inflection of his voice on the last word made it sound as if his jaw was wired shut, the em forced through his lips like an oversized shirt through too small a wringer.

My dad’s advice echoed in my head. “My name is Jack,” I said. I tried to act brave, but felt puny.

“Whatever you say, butt crack. I bet you have lots of candy for me.”

“Just leave us alone,” I said. It was more of a plea than a demand.

“You wish. How about I take your candy instead?”

“No!” I snapped. My mouth seemed to act on its own. My cheeks flushed with blood and felt hot and I stood stiffly feeling the sweat bubble up on my forehead.

Brody lunged. He grabbed my bag just beneath my hand and yanked it side to side.

“Hold on, Jack,” Matt yelled from behind me.

Matt’s support gave me a burst of confidence and I pulled with all my might. My bag flew back against my chest and I stumbled backwards a few steps, as Brody fell on his butt. I ran down the street as fast as my short legs would carry me and darted into a driveway behind a hedge next to some garbage cans. My chest heaved like a bellows sucking air as I gasped for breath. I thought I heard movement, something other than the rapid pulse of blood pounding in my ears. I peered around the hedge and on the other side of a parked car I saw a silhouette. A wave of cool relief rippled through me at the sight of my friend.

“Matt,” I whispered in a breathless voice. “I’m over here. Where’s Brody?” I walked out from behind the hedge slightly hunched over.

“Thought you escaped, huh?” Brody asked.

I froze. My mind went blank. What now? I was cornered. And I was alone.

“Hand it over,” he said. The syllables flowed with restrained force from his unmoving mouth, slowly and evenly. I stood there. “I said hand it over fatso!”

Matt appeared in the background in the faint orange glow coming from the street light down the road. “This is my candy.” I felt better knowing I was no longer alone, but also dreaded the thought of being humiliated in front of my friend. “I’m not giving it to you.” I couldn’t imagine losing so much candy.

Brody spat his words at me from under a curled lip. “Then I’ll just have to beat you up and take it.”

“No.” I said, and turned sideways holding my bag away from him.

“What the fuck you just say?”

My mind fluttered searching for an escape; something; anything. His curse intensified an already frantic and tense situation. There was no more running this time. The feeling of having given in to his demands at school was unbearable. This time it would be worse. Matt was watching.

“You may be bigger than me, but there are two of us,” I said. Brody looked over his shoulder toward Matt’s lanky figure standing off in the shadows. He looked back at me.

“Well. I’ll let you go this time,” Brody said. “I don’t really feel like candy right now anyway.” The venomous edge to his voice had vanished. “I’m going to smash more pumpkins,” he said and stormed off.

I felt drained, as if I had run a marathon and taken a math test all at once. Matt traipsed over. “You stood up to him,” he said, his voice tinged with awe and surprise.

“Yeah. Yeah, I guess I did,” I said. “Come on. Let’s get home and count our candy.”

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Jumping Spider Snags a Honey Bee

I noticed in my garden this afternoon that a jumping spider had caught a bee while waiting on the flower of a Pachypodium lamerei.

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Bedrock Mortar in San Roque Canyon

This bedrock mortar made by Chumash Indians is located along San Roque Creek above Stevens Park, about 1/5 of a mile upstream from the Foothill Road bridge which spans the canyon.

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Nira to Upper Oso: An Early San Rafael Experience

Here’s me in April 1991 posing in front of a San Rafael Wilderness sign. We had just climbed out of the Upper Sisquoc River watershed. I was as a young buck laying eyes on, what was for me, never before seen territory.

We put in at Nira Campground and had been out on the trail for several days, spending our first night at Manzana Narrows Camp. I vividly recall laying eyes on the sandstone formations at the top of White Ledge Canyon for the first time in my life, the next morning, after climbing out of the Manzana watershed. We popped through a narrow gap in the rocky hills near a creek and right into a huge sprawling albino Lizard’s Mouth. At least that’s how I saw it. Already having a fascination with rock formations and caves stoked by years of scrambling around the Santa Ynez Mountains closer to town, the landscape looked like a lithic playground of epic proportions.

We proceeded down White Ledge Canyon passing through a lush Happy Hunting Ground Camp and on down the trail to spend our second night at White Ledge Camp. The next day the weather began to change and the cloud cover thickened through out the day. It started raining as we approached the last several miles before the Sisquoc River and South Fork confluence, and so we holed up in the South Fork cabin the rest of the afternoon and night. The cabin at that time was little more than a rat nest made of four walls and a roof. But it was dry and we appreciated the wood burning stove and the dry fuel other hikers had kindly stocked. The river outside was dirt filled from runoff and rippin’.

South Fork cabin in 1991.

Lazing the afternoon away reading a paperback at the cabin in June 2011. It is shown here after being restored by the Los Padres Volunteer Wilderness Rangers, which started, I believe, in 2008. Hat tip to all those involved!

The storm bathed the landscape in a gentle intermittent rain, but cleared during the night and the next morning we picked our way along a less swollen Upper Sisquoc. I spotted a large morel mushroom that third day.

We made it to Upper Bear Camp after more deep river crossings than we cared for. It was a mite chilly and there was some snow still scattered about. On a huge pine log near camp, there was what to this day is still the largest clump of ladybugs I’ve ever seen.  The backside of Big Pine Mountain also had a cap of crusty old snow, which we crunched over on our way down the fire road after staying the night at Upper Bear.

The first photo in this post was taken on Big Pine-Buckhorn Road east of Alamar Camp after having climbed out of the Sisquoc headwaters. We followed the road to Bluff Camp that day and set up for the night. It was an easy walk compared to what came next.

The following day we plodded along until well after dark, grinding through mile after curving mile of seemingly endless fire road. It was one of those hikes where you round a bend only to see the road running along the ridge far off in the distance, and you sigh in exasperation, as it winds around numerous hills to disappear and then reappear even further off in the distance. We had hoped to reach Upper Oso Campground. We didn’t make it.

We covered somewhere around 15 miles before my little brother finally could go no further. He put in a hell of a day for how young he was. We ended up rolling out our sleeping bags right on the thin strip of dirt that was the trail, somewhere on the south face of Little Pine Mountain, above Nineteen Oaks Camp.

We must have chewed some jerky and trail mix or something for dinner, but I don’t recall. We surely didn’t cook anything. We were plumb tuckered. The second half of the trip wasn’t the most inspired course to take, that’s for sure, but altogether, the route got us just about as deep into the backcountry as is possible around these parts. It was certainly a remarkable experience for kids of our age.

The last morning we walked the remaining short distance down Oso Canyon and through a vacant Upper Oso Campground. The gate was still closed at First Crossing. We waded across a shallow spot in the Santa Ynez River and hitched a ride to Paradise Store, where we called for our ride back to civilization.

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